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Here's a song about a scary mountain dog:
Monstermutt
What would you know if I never told you
I was a man in a place of few
Deep inside the stony hide
Of a formidable castle
These are adventures of a gruesome kind
You gotta watch your step and your behind
These walls are old but your torch is new
So march on if your heart is true
Downstairs a big black doggy
Scared to death a little brown moggy
Describe the fear has been felt
Is this justice that has been dealt
So realise, in disguise,
That the doggy is the monster
A dirty job but it has to be done
Nowhere to hide and nowhere to run
Face the doggy with a hammer in hand
Flick your boot fill his eyes with sand, now!
When he’s howling, barfing fire on the floor
Make sure he don’t bolt for the door
Just raise your righteous hand
And bop him, bop him, bop him, BOP HIM!
You do the monster till you got him in tears
And smoke is pouring outta his ears
And the moggy has just become
The princess of the castle….
What would you know if I never told you
I was a man in a place of few
Deep inside the stony hide
Of a formidable castle
These are adventures of a gruesome kind
You gotta watch your step and your behind
These walls are old but your torch is new
So march on if your heart is true
Downstairs a big black doggy
Scared to death a little brown moggy
Describe the fear has been felt
Is this justice that has been dealt
So realise, in disguise,
That the doggy is the monster
A dirty job but it has to be done
Nowhere to hide and nowhere to run
Face the doggy with a hammer in hand
Flick your boot fill his eyes with sand, now!
When he’s howling, barfing fire on the floor
Make sure he don’t bolt for the door
Just raise your righteous hand
And bop him, bop him, bop him, BOP HIM!
You do the monster till you got him in tears
And smoke is pouring outta his ears
And the moggy has just become
The princess of the castle….